I look thrilled, don't I?
So I kept my yapper shut when dey predicted more of da white c**p, but fat lot of good that did me! Dis are whut my front yard looked like yesterday around eleven (yeah, it had already been meltin' fur a while then....)
If ya pays close attenshun, ya can sees bunny footsieprints in da snow. I thinks they must be snowbunny zombies, cuz whut else wants to be out in dat stuff?
Whitley sed it wuz March, and March in Texas should be warm and we should try to hurry up da thaw by goin' out in da backyard and play some pool ball....
Uh, Whitley... I thinks there is sumthin' wrong wiff dis picture.... I can't evfun sees da pool float... which white lump is it?
Which lump do ya think is a ball???
I see ya ovfur in da corner, Whit... ya found a ball? I think I see the float over on my left... ya think we can dig it out?? And whut da woof is all dis white c**p doin' all ovfur our loungers?? How's I supposed to relax and chill out here?? Well, I's freezin' my toesies off, so I's chillin', literally, but how's I's supposed to chillax??
Don't be sad, Whitley... summer will be here soon.
I still can't find a ball... can you?
Ya find sumthin', Whit?
Oh well, maybe in April???
Maybe we should just leave the backyard to the burds.... the flamingos, dat is.....
WAIT!!! Is dat a ball floatin' in da pool?? Whut, Momma? Breakfast time?
And fur ya Crockett fans... here's his opinion of da white stuff....
He gives it a big, fat RAZZBERRY!
Bark ya later, gators!